HeHeHaHa
嘻嘻哈哈

This is just a story. If it resembles any real life story it is merely a coincidence.

Hi, everybody!

I am Phoenix He. People like to call me HeHe because I’m always in a joyous mood of HeHeHaHa[嘻嘻哈哈].As you know, I am always blessed with good luck that even I don’t “HeHeHaHa” also cannot.

Though I am just a handicapped woman with minimal educational background, I am so lucky to be elected twice as a State Assembly representative. Of course, those fellows who failed to taste the sweet grapes would say that they were sour[ 吃不到葡萄讲葡萄酸 ]. They maintained that if I did not stand for General Elections with the tickets of the Space Boat Party, my deposits would be confiscated. Though I had a strong belief in my integrity and my capability, I still could not deny that I was among the very few lucky ones to be nominated by the party to stand and to win in the elections.

Recently, I played a vital and decisive role to cause the government of the Silver Kingdom to ‘change hand’,or to 'change sky'[变天 ] as some might like to put it. I was instrumental ‘in rocking the boat' of the Space Ship Party I joined for 20 years. With a hop I tilted the ‘Balance’ symbol of the Country Front back into power in the Silver Kingdom. I was the last straw that broke the camel's back of the People’s Coalition. My timely magnificent disappearing act followed by my balancing act of seemingly not so absolutely ‘Independent’ stance had earned me handsomely that most people on the streets would say ‘ not less than 15 million dollars in cash and in kind’. Even Mr. David Copperfield had to accept and 'kowtow' to me that his various classic disappearing acts of magic performed in the past would not have earned him that much money and excitement as my singularly simple act of disappearance.
By declaring myself as an Independent lawmaker friendly with the Country Front, I did not consider myself as a betrayal of my former party and the people I represented. I had said it again and again that ‘to turn coat’ was immaterial; to serve the people was of the utmost importance. It was with this high moral ground that I did not resign as a state assembly person. I am still the rightful representative of my people. I shall remain as a lawmaker who is always for the existing government so that I can get things and projects done for my constituency undeterred.







I pity those fellows who cursed me like hell as a frog, a running dog, a political whore and so on. If they were in my shoes, I bet they would do what I had done. If by a stone of ‘disappearing and hopping act’, you can look after the people in your constituency while at the same time you can amass wealth to look after your own pocket, would you not be doing what I was doing? This is what we use to say ‘killing two birds with one stone’ [ 一石两鸟]。 Undoubtedly, any wise man will opt to do what I did. Am I not wise? Frankly speaking, just keep it to yourself, the windfall I got can keep my family for the next five generations to come, lying flat on the ground without working or doing anything, and still sustain a luxurious life as good as a king’s.

For those people who had built me a virtual monument in the cyber world I would like to express my profound thanks and appreciation to them as it will save me the money to build one and for my children and my grandchildren the trouble to mourn me after my death in case they forget, or in case they choose not to remember.

For the time being I have to do another act of disappearing and hopping. This time I am going for holidays hopping from one undisclosed destination to another. I shall not come back until and unless those crazy and insane buggers out there in my kingdom have forgotten to pelt me with rotten eggs and bad tomatoes. Until then, please send my regards to the people in my constituency. Do advise them to write on the sand whatever grouses or grudges they have showered upon me so that 'the wind of forgiveness' plus 'the wind of forgetfulness' can easily erase them in no time. Hopefully by the time I come back everything will be back to normal as if nothing had happened before I left the country. See you then. Bye-bye!